March 24, 2005

Marketing Explained

Just received this from a female friend (hence the gender) - make your own mind up but I certainly think there is something to comparing marketing to sleeping around - not sure why?

You see a gorgeous guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous guy. One
of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic
in bed."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous guy. You get up and straighten
your skirt, you walk up to him and pour him a drink. You open the door for
him, pick up his bag after he drops it, offer him a ride, and then say, "By
the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous guy. He walks up to you and says,
I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition

What about when people start posting on the web how you could improve? Is that open source marketing?


Posted by Paul Goodison at March 24, 2005 10:40 AM | TrackBack


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